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5 Star WordPress Developer – ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I was browsing through ratings on my Codeable profile, which I’ve had since 2016, and I’ve got an average rating of 4.95 out of 5, after over 400 completed tasks. This is all 5 stars and three 4 stars reviews.

See some of the recent ones below:

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Sport

UEFA Champions League Highlights – Tue 18 Feb 2020 – Round of 16

Two Round of 16 matches took place in UEFA Champions League 2019/20 on the evening of Tuesday 18 February 2020.

Highlights from both matches, courtesy of the UK official rights holders, BT Sport, are below, all in this one, fast-loading, page.

Enjoy!

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Sport

Seriously Good 😂 Cheltenham Festival 2020 Tips

Looking for the best* seriously good** Cheltenham Festival Tips?

I did this last year, and there’s nothing I like more than traditions — in fact, I saw some wit on Twitter the other day opine that

“tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”

Random Twitter Dude

So, on seeing this, as well as laughing really hard, I realised that it was very important to keep up with traditions.

* These very obviously might not be the best tips. There is no way of knowing until later. At which point, sling your arrows in the comments section, at the bottom. Note, I will moderate comments, so if you’re going to criticize, please do so with elaborate, floral, Shakespearean aplomb, or… you’re getting deleted 🙂

** Seriously good is obviously also highly subjective, too.

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Sport

South Africa v England 1st ODI 2020 Cricket Highlights

After an enthralling test battle, South Africa posted a win in the opening ODI of England’s tour thanks to an impressive knock from Quinton de Kock.

Match highlights from the official UK provider, Sky Sports, are below, for fellow fans.

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Sport

6 Nations 2020 Highlights – Match Week One

The first week of the 6 Nations 2020 rugby union took place on the weekend of 1-2 February – brief highlights of every match are in this post.

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Sport

Premier League Highlights – Sunday 2 February 2020

Two Premier League matches took place on Sunday, with the undoubted highlight being the clash of Tottenham and Manchester City (Mourinho v Guardiola) in London.

Highlights from both matches, from Sky Sports, the official UK highlights provider, are shared below, along with some context, and the league table from the end of the day.

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Sport

Premier League Highlights – Saturday 1 February 2020

A bumper day of Premier League action took place on Saturday 1st February.

Highlights from every match, from Sky Sports, are below.

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Sport

West Ham v Liverpool – Premier League 2019/20 Highlights

Wednesday night saw Liverpool catch up with their final game-in-hand away at West Ham United.

As I often do, for this matchday, I’ve collected the official UK highlights from Sky Sports, for fellow football fans to enjoy, below.

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Sport

Carabao Cup 19/20 Semi-Final Highlights

The semi-finals of the EFL Cup, AKA the League Cup AKA, this season, the Carabao Cup, in 2019/20, as usual, is a two-legged affair.

I’ve embedded the highlights, below from Sky Sports, of all four of these matches.

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Music

Drake & Future – Life as eCommerce Developers

Working on the weekend, like usual

Way off in the deep end, like usual

Drake

Drake is right – I work most weekends. Saturday mornings are often a very quiet time for eCommerce stores… think about it, do you shop online very early on a Saturday morning? Not often. That’s when we migrate stores around.

Haven’t done my taxes, I’m too turnt up

Drake

Drake obviously knew the UK Self Assessment deadline was coming up for digital filing, as well. HMRC don’t want to know about how turnt up we are, though. We file those within moments of the deadline.

…. Woo!

Future

Future’s bit… well, he ends every sentence with “Woo“… he knows the score, too, clearly.

If you watch carefully, you’ll see Drake and Future unplugging a cable from a network switch on a server rack during the video [link to this part].

They are singing about life as an eCommerce developer [ignore the bits about mansions and chandeliers, obviously, also Percocets etc… actually, now I think about it… maybe not].