TLDR: Cheltenham Festival 2019 Tips

Cheltenham racecourse with jumps

Okay, so there’s a great big huge (tautology, yum) Cheltenham Festival 2019 Tips item online at LBP…

But for those of you with normal human attention spans, maybe you just want a tip for each race at Chelters? Read on below.

No more waffle. Just free tips!

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Seriously Good 😂 Cheltenham Festival 2020 Tips

Looking for the best* seriously good** Cheltenham Festival Tips?

I did this last year, and there’s nothing I like more than traditions — in fact, I saw some wit on Twitter the other day opine that

“tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”

Random Twitter Dude

So, on seeing this, as well as laughing really hard, I realised that it was very important to keep up with traditions.

* These very obviously might not be the best tips. There is no way of knowing until later. At which point, sling your arrows in the comments section, at the bottom. Note, I will moderate comments, so if you’re going to criticize, please do so with elaborate, floral, Shakespearean aplomb, or… you’re getting deleted 🙂

** Seriously good is obviously also highly subjective, too.

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