There was a lot of expense spared in the production of the promotional video, below, which saw Tom Cruise’s teaser trailer for the AFL final between the Chiefs and the Bengals get voiced over in what can only be described as a beautiful improvement.
There’s a slightly longer transcript, below. If you publish a better version, leave a comment at the bottom, and I will contact you and send you 100,000 $DERPY coins to the best version.
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Right now, Tom is winning with his Derpy Toshi Coin teaser trailer.